"Car park slush fund among worst breaches"

That's the headline from a newish paper here.  I can't link to that paper's version of the story as it's a paid subscription but you can read more on the topic here in The Guardian.  I almost get sick reading stuff like this.

"Forget about that, what's this cake that's sitting on the table?" I hear you ask.  Well it's actually a hunk of wood (burl) that will be turned into a shallow bowl (possibly even a platter - just depends on how it turns).  It's been sitting on the table since yesterday and I still do a double take when I walk in and see it there.