Curry Night

"I'm off to Tesco for a curry. Fancy a Tarka Masala?" I asked.

"Don't you mean Tikka Masala?" she replied.

"Its like a Tikka Masala, just a little 'otter." I think a shoe may have hit the back of the door as I closed it behind me.

Courtesy of Tadum & Tush
Bespoke Joke Recyclers
Unit 32A Salamander Street
Leith



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