Hat

I liked his hat

Looked like he was on the way to the chippy, but he knew it was shut this week

I didn't

The one in the next village wasn't though

Covid, queues and bulk orders
Plenty of talk while waiting

We've missed this

Batter Banter

Someone comes to collect a telephone order for 14 lots

How to make friends and influence folk

Dave, the Geordie, a pipe smoker, takes a call on speaker from his wife sat back in their car

He's left it in a bend

She says if he's any longer she may be dead if one of these cars that comes round this bend hits them

My wife's a worrier says Dave



A CHIP SHOP VINEGAR-ETTE