One legged Arse Kicking from Tokyo

“Howdy, Konichiwa to Toekkeeeeeooo from Grand Larceny here reporting to you from the outdoor wrestling arena, normally reserved for that game where fat boy Japanese Atherleetes try and hump each other out of the rope circle. What a joy to mix the Paralympics, Invictus games and the Olympics. This is a special trial of a new sport created in the minds of the Monty Python and the ‘Search for the Holy Grail’ crew, “The Black Knight,” plus Blackadder’s famous comment about Baldrick. “You are as much use as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest!”

“In this fantastic contest we have representatives from six, yes sirrrreee, six countries, who have declared themselves ready to participate in the one-legged arse kicking championship. This match, as part of the Invictus games is between ‘Murrikan, UK, German, Dutch, French and last but not least a member of the Afghan Taliban!!!!! I shall hand you over to our reporter at ringside, “Eezy Over,” a former Seal team member, now a dedicated carrier of concealed weapons, you can hide a lot under that Hawaiian shirt he’s wearing. Well EEzy, how did it go?”

“Wulll, thank you kindly Grand L, old friend, Ladeeeees and Genlllllmen…..we have a result, and what a result for this brand new popular sport.”

“As you may see from the image on your screens that old boy from the dust bowl that is Taliban territory got nutthhhhin short of a good kickin.’ I may be biased, ahh helll I am biassed but it seems the other five entrants formed a coalition, linked arms and gave Achmed a damn good hiding!! - That isn’t camouflage, he really is black blue and green and a tad red. Doctors at the scene are shaking their heads and trying to identeeeeefi the bad ass that was chewing on his remaining leg. This could lead to a disqualification, the boys don’t seem to mind, they keep cheering “Bud Why Zeeeeerrrr.” Not sure what that means but they seem to have a thirst on. Back to you in the office Grand, have a large one for me, and I don’t mean that purty ‘lil’ ol’ Shandy Topps.!”

“Well no medals awarded as yet but thanks for the information Eezy, stay safe. Join us again tomorrow for the sin crow nised swimmin’ where it is reported that Grate Brittun will have their new mother, Tammy Daley, in the team, should be fun. Bye y’all.”