'What are you photographing, dear?'

'The wall and your sausage dog......it's a hilarious play on words, Wall's Sausages!'

....'beg your pardon?'

'I said, I'm photographing the wall and your dog'

'Hang on, dear, I'll turn up my hearing aid........Right, love, what did you say? Something about the war and my dog?'

'No, not the war.....the wall. The wall. Behind you.'

'Well, I don't see any war around here'

'NOT WAR, WALL!' THE WALL AND YOUR DOG!!'

'Ended years ago, we won, I think'

THE WALL!!!!!!!!!! THE WALLLLLL!!!!!!!. Oh, please understand before one of us dies'

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