Hokum

In last week's Guardian film reviews, Peter Bradshaw gave 'Old', the latest film from M.Night Shyamalan five stars. He described it as "top-notch hokum". I've seen it this afternoon and I'll describe it as "Grade A bullshit" which is summat quite different.

Right, beer and Chinese and Olympic highlights for the evening ahead.

"I'll let it go, my turbo"