The scare-pigeon

When I looked out of my kitchen window this morning I saw two fat pigeons strutting around, pinching our blue berries (I wouldn’t care but they aren’t even blue yet!). As quick as a flash, thechimp had dived into the garage and fashioned a scare pigeon from things lying around in his workshop.  I don’t like to tell him but those blooming pigeons were sniffing around again later in the day