Breaking News: Egg Toss Cancelled due to Racoons

While the world obsesses over the Olympics the Piers Island sports day goes ahead unheralded in the mainstream media. Will got second place in the over 30s sprint and a third place with me in the adults wheelbarrow race.
My favourite event, the egg toss , was cancelled because it was felt the broken eggs would attract the local racoons away for the traps designs to catch them.