Watermelon shot put

The AOG2021 entered a critical phase today with a premium event, Watermelon shot put for Good Looking Men with Beards (Class II)

This particular candidate sauntered up to the ring with a jaunty air but was soon in trouble.

He forgot how weakened his hands were from arthritis and immediately dropped the watermelon - onto his foot; the one with gout.

He was angry. In fact he was hopping mad.

The ensuring scream brought the entire support team running. When she saw the watermelon lying smashed on the floor, she merely said
"Oh I see we are having that nice watermelon salad again"


Shot put-down rather than shot put!