St Jude

St. Jude is the patron saint of desperate cases and lost causes because he was known for taking on any "lost cause".

The eyes have it. He has tried everything to turn me into a diver but it is mission inpossible. He could live with me not keeping the legs straight, not going in at the right angle, not keep the head the way it should be but the momentous bellyflop just in front of the No Swimming in the Harbour sign was too much to take. 

He did however say he would give it one more go. He keeps giving me words of encouragement and spurring me on but I know in my heart of hearts that it is a step too far..