You ............

 ............. can't beat a bit of northern stone - even if it is a big cliff right behind your house - with trees growing out of it (out of the cliff, that is, not the house)!   Taken through the car windscreen.

A goodly bit of Derbyshire - although I'm a Yorkshire lass I can appreciate the surrounding counties even when they're not as good as mine!!!!!

Making my way south east.

Smile for the Day:


Yoda and Luke are out walking.  Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there's a long break in the ledge so they can't cross.


"Something for this, I have." Yoda says.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a number of dinner forks and a roll of duct tape. He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

As they go back to Yoda's home, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda's garden. 



"Something for this, I have." Yoda says. 
Once again, he takes out a number of dinner forks from of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke get to Yoda's house where Yoda looks through his bag. He's used all his forks except one. 



"That's ok, Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. "I'll write us a note reminding us to buy more." 
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride but instead sees a look of horror. 

"Master Yoda!" he asks. "What did I do wrong?"

Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and de fence.   Never ever for a tack!"





:o))




~ Anni ~






This is Wednesday uploaded on Thursday.

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