NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL TECHNO

Nërp has brought an album of out what he calls 'Heavy Techno!'
From what little I have heard of it, the music is strongly (deafeningly) based on that of his musical hero Juliet Fox.
He assures me that his record will be available in All Good Record Stores from tomorrow, although I seriously doubt that.
For a start, are actual record shops even still a thing?