LECTURE NOTES

Tomorrow is some sort of anniversary to do with the planet PLUTO.
It may be its birthday or something (although sadly there doesn't appear to be a cake involved) but whatever it is, Nërp is preparing to give a lecture about it to his niece Jīqìrén.
I dare say that in 24 hours time we'll know all there is to know about it, whatever it is.
For now, though, Nërp is preparing his lecture notes for tomorrow's address.
Jīqìrén is already not looking forward to it…
I just hope there'll be cake and refreshments provided tomorrow…
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Keep this date free!
On 29 September Wilson will be throwing a World's Biggest Coffee Morning in aid of Macmillan Cancer Care – and you're all invited!