Today I have been considering one very important question:

Has anybody ever actually eaten a Curly Wurly in public?

They're lovely and everything, but I was embarrassed enough by the thought someone might be able to see me through the window.



Today's other questions:
1. Has anybody, ever, in the history of human technology, owned a printer that doesn't occasionally decide to break for absolutely no reason?
2. How does my brother sleep through a smoke alarm test, when said alarm is situated about 8 feet from his head?
3. Does the year-ago function on blip exist solely to depress me by reminding me how glorious the weather was compared to today?