Labelled

As I arrived at Coloursound, one of the studio guys greeted me with the words “are you the bass player?”

Confused by the definite article, I admitted that I was.

"Cool, " he said. "I think this is yours," 

Turns out I’d left my tuner pedal there last week.

When I showed Al how they’d labelled it, he pointed out it would’ve been the perfect occasion to paraphrase Charlie Watts: “I’m not his bassist. He’s my f**king singer!”