Goalmouth action

The temperature was close to freezing, the gale force wind was an added pleasure. The pitch was on the side of a hill. The opposition had a breadth of swear words that would make a docker blush. It's fair to say that the highlight was the hot chocolate after the game. Eve's now in a hot bath and I'm about to rub some more maple syrup and mustard into a leg of pork. Day of rest?