The Battle of the Shed.

The gnomes are retreating throughout the length and breadth of Duneingarth. The Hammer of Justice and the Bar of Steel have demolished their citadel in the Garden of Weed - never again will they terrorise the Dog Pasha with their Gaze of Smugness - their reign is at an end. The War is Over. Rejoice.

From The Decine - The Last Book of Gnome

There is nothing quite so satisfying as using a lumphammer and a crowbar on an old shed -
ah!

I nearly forgot - my trousers split during the battle. I'm sure I heard those three little bxxxxxds giggle.