Kittens

Mr nut is good at holding small cats, so he tells me. Tho and Paul have 3 small cats, and one big one, which makes 5 if you count jess, who came with me nut (initially we thought his addition was poor).

The cats are mostly black and mostly lie on top of each other melding into an amorphous blob. The kitten they are keeping looks like a dewinged bat and has to be 'done' so it doesn't hump its mother. Jo refuses to call it edie-pus despite this. They've given it some less good name beginning with E, so I suggest at a bare minimum is middle be should be 'danger'

Then we went to the pub to discuss important matters like how many staff Members are the same in casualty since we last watches it 15 years ago and how many years it was since Charlie went grey. The nut had ice cream. Happy boy.