Yellow boat

I thought I'd buy a boat so that I can sail to the pub, even though it would take ages to get through the locks. Naturally I have had it painted yellow.
I was in a good mood until around lunchtime when I almost fell for what turns out to be a scam. WIN A NEW i PHONE it said. I thought it was a promotion by Currys PC World. It wasn't. It was very sophisticated and I was drawn in for a while. Luckily I aborted the process and hope that no harm has been done. Be careful. There are robbers out there.