A Royal Visit

Lady Brampton of Carlisle has descended upon us for a few days. We’ve had an Indian takeaway and Alfie is currently trying to flog her his old phone.
It appears that the rat man didn’t act lay the bait boxes because the rats will be too full of windfall apples to bother eating the bait. This is a problem. To get rid of the rats, we obviously need to get rid of the Apple tree. This could take some time.