My Big Adventure - Day 2

Discussions today included: the proposed 12 house development in the village, a leaking chimney can, paying for the new hot water tank, Jimmy's Diesel ll, the visit of a male brambling,   CMC's Aunty Jeanie in Westray,  King Zog, clay stoat shooting,  Elsie Groundwater, lsobel lnkster,  The Stromabank Pub, Flora and Fauna whisky, He who hesitates rarely resonates.  Why stop at a haiku?  Get to Baku, get to Plockton, a flock in Plockton. Matu Pitchu, use a tissue.  Don't eschew Knockdhu, what would Tam do? A mashy niblick or a cushy doo. Much to do but not binding on the marsh, the march of time. Clocking in, clocking out, cloutie dumpling, Charlotte Rampling. Teacups out of sink, lips out of synch, beyond the  brink, haven't a care, Shirley Abacair, Shirly was surely surly.

Further details are on page 326.