THE ANT SIGNAL

After watching an old Batman episode on some Gold tv channel, Wilson has approached me to pitch his latest wheeze.
He showed me a powerful torch [flashlight] and explained that there was a small transparency of his logo taped over the end.
'If I have an Emergency, New Dad' he continued, 'I'll shine the AntSignal at the clouds, you can jump into the Antmobile and come to the rescue!'
'What if it's a clear night with no clouds?' I objected.
He raised his eyebrows and countered, 'This is England, New Dad – the chances of a clear sky are negligible! But to be on the safe side, I'll make sure I only have an emergency on cloudy nights, if that'll make you feel better!'