WilsonsNewDad

By WilsonsNewDad

IS PASSING CLOUDS PSYCHIC?

Following the excitement of yesterday's Extinction Rebellion demonstration, Wilson was quite late to rise today
Over breakfast he mentioned that has been wondering whether his pet octopus, Passing Clouds, is psychic – like the famous football-forecasting octopus Paul.
Today he summoned up all his courage and decided to ask her directly!
After bravely (albeit hesitantly) tapping on the bathroom door to enquire whether he might enter her watery domain he asked her outright, 'Passing Clouds, are you… psychic? At all? If you don't mind me asking?'
'I knew you were going to ask me that!' she replied nonchalantly – but noncommittally.
Another psychic octopus, Rabio, who correctly predicted all of Japan's World Cup results, was killed and turned into sashimi, so it's clearly not a long-term career with prospects.
Perhaps she should think carefully before committing herself either way…

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