Are they trying to tell me something?

I arrived at my home-from-home at Unnamed Hospital (;-) to find I had a well-appointed bedsit with en suite facilities...all good.

I also found a Gideons Bible on the bedside table. While its not something I generally avail myself of, I appreciate the thoughtful kindness behind the gesture.

Until I went to pop it into a drawer, that is. When I found another Bible in the drawer, I started to take it personally...

(At least there wasn't a bell or a candle there. I know. I checked;-)