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 ............... little aliens  -  or, in the extras  -  weird undersea creatures!!

For Cailleach's WildWed295.

Smile for the Day:


A blind man visits Texas.

He is shown to his room and when he gets there, he feels bed, “ Wow " he says " this bed is big! ”

“Everything is big in Texas” says the bellhop


The man heads downstairs to the bar, sits on a huge barstool and orders a beer.   A drink is placed between his hands, “ Wow " he says " these drinks are big.”


“Everything is big in Texas” says the bartender”


After downing a few, the blind man asks for the bathroom. 

“ Second door to the right ”  says the bartender.

The blind man heads to the bathroom but accidentally opens the door that leads to the swimming pool and falls in. 


Popping his head up from underwater, he flails his arms and shouts loudly “ Don’t flush! Please don’t flush!



:o))




~ Anni ~

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