THE ANT CLOCK

With Xmas fast approaching, Wilson is keen to catch what he calls 'the lucrative Xmas Gift market', so has designed this clock.
He is at pains to point out that it would make a 'well wicked Xmas gift', which I take to mean that I shall be be receiving one on Xmas morning.
I'd better prepare my 'surprised and pleased' face.
Should you be misguided enough to want one, they'll be available from the usual address – or maybe there's someone you don't much like, but who you have to give a gift to…