Not well with herself

We had a wind storm last night, and when the boss checked the security cameras, she saw that one of the cushions from a chair on the front deck had blown away. 
"Drop everything. I mean everything. Now go out and find it," was the instruction.
So I did. 
I walked up and down, and round and about. 
I drove up and down, and round and about.
Nothing.
Then a neighbour told her that someone had posted on the community Facebook page about a cushion.

Crisis over. 

In more other important news, Portland lost at home to NY City in the MLS Cup final.

Ah well...