That Jeff Bezos bollix
People no longer buy their worms locally.
Diarmuid did all he could to hang in there till December, to try and drum up a bit of business, in the vague hope that some parents would still buy a few ounces of live worms as stocking fillers for Christmas day. But it was just wishful thinking. He knows full well that they all buy their worms online these days.
He's put up the For Sale sign, and the key under the mat.
He's legging it. Because he is not a worm.