Unrapping

Be festive, not restive, the rest of the blessed, eat your veggie wellington recette, not diddy David Hamilton, his annual, long gone, not dog gone, his annual and spaniel, Mr FT and his index, spandex, radox Ford radox, open the cracker box. 
Have your booster, eat the rooster, bird flew, empty nest, absent hen, empty seat at No 10, all-time wine, pantomime, party balloon, buffoon, sandwich short of a bi-election, wrong selection box, party frocks, liquorice pipe, credit card swipe, utter tripe, tummy bug, bar humbug, bar none, bar code, under milkwood, under par boiled by just a smidge, not in the fridge.  Freeze a jolly good cello. 
Don’t fight us, get jagged for tinsil-itus.  No bunion, sage and onion, stuff it, no relaxo just paxo, stifle it, trifle plate.  Backblip the parsnip, strictly not dental, call Blip Central.  Don’t be a hacker, pull your Christmas cracker, is your duck a Christmas quacker ?  Don’t use a fork when pulling that pork, pullet, mullet, driving you barmy the sally army, don’t talk to strangers, away in a manger, hark the triumph herald, carve it gently, in the Bentley, honda first day of Christmas, don’t get boozy, have a west coast dip with seasidesusie.  Egg nog, brain fog, yule log off, rapping paper, short shrift shaper, party hat the stout’s gone flat, the ghost of Christmas plastered, hip flask in jacket, cigs in blankets, party hat, chitchat, advocat, the end of me old cigar, PCR, baby sham, buy a pram, carve that ham, cherry be, merry be, mistletoe, the fireglow, no lateral flow to Loch Down. Pint o’ mine to pantomime.  Plate o’ mince pies, nae plato mince, maks you think, though no like Plato – get to Braco foil, nothing to spoil, you’ll log fires, bus full of deniers.  Hush hush whisper who dares, Granny’s drinking port at the top of the stairs.  Her leg are shoogly, the stairs are steep, noo granny’s at the bottom haein’ a sleep.