In a moment of postprandial guilt, the O'Neills decided yesterday at 10pm that they would take the dog for a walk on the pier on St Stephen's Day.
At 2.30 pm today, they painfully set off.
At 2.46 pm, they won the parking bingo and scored a spot at the very edge of the pier for their 4x4.
At 2.58 pm they are all searching on their respective phones for an app that will walk the dog.
Laziness is not just for Christmas. It's for life!