The Miracle of Technology

This is WuggyBear giving me the thumbs up, no more than 2 seconds after calling him a big bollix.
Because it was not to his face, but on a Zoom call. His actual face was just 1.2 meters further away, on the other side of the plexiglass partition. 
But it is very hard to slap someone through a plexiglass partition. Also, the cheeky French git who called him a big bollix had just volunteered to run the upcoming Heart and Lung Machine tender. 

What have I done?!