The return of Langshanks

Somewhere far away, in a parallel Universe, The Hammer o' the Scots is on the prowl once again.

King Edward I (17 Juin, 1239 - 7 Julie, 1307) forby cawed Langshanks or Haimer o the Scots  wis the king o Ingland frae 1272 til 1307. His airmy focht Sir William Wallace at the Battle o Stirlin Brig (whaur thay wis defeatit) an the Battle o Fawkirk (whaur thay won). He couldna reagin his pouer in Scotland an efter his daith, his son wis flemit oot o Scotland by Robert the Bruce.