Luna la Shorkie.

Luna is, according to the vet, most likely a Shih Tzu crossed with a Yorkie, although she looked all Yorkie as a tiny dog. Guess we were sold a pup. She has a very untidy run, with legs flailing around in all directions, and when she walks she moves the legs on each side together, like 2 soldiers marching, which makes her bum wiggle. She likes apples and carrots and any and all other food as long as there’s plenty of it. She already weighs more than the other two put together and is still growing. She likes to chew through wires and bootlaces, which means extreme measures have to be taken to prevent that. Her absolute favourite thing is to remove zip fasteners from cushion covers and mangle the tracking so it can’t be repaired. We went out briefly to purchase yet another new microwave, and when we returned she had wrecked another two cushions. The microwave was faulty and will have to go back.