The Mystery Shopper

How do these things happen ?  I turn my back and the next thing I’m inveigled into an emporium for a shopping frenzy.  Shopping is no mystery to CMC.  Although, in thinking back, being brought up on an island with only three shops maybe it was.  We spoke to Clancy and he wondered if I wanted to see his swatch book.  CMC had to explain to me.  CMC’s credit card is in rehab.  I await my bank statement.