Yo ho ho

Sailed in from the south
Parked boat
Swapped sailor suit and nautical hat
for tweeds and flat cloth cap
Whistled up a whippet
Set off in search of
(as landlubbering northerners do)
nearest pub
Ye Olde Fighting Cocks
Intent on sinking a few
Pints
 
of rum. Hoping won’t
stick out like sore thumb.