For The Droogs

I'll let others translate what this says.

I'm exhausted.  Nearly 6 hours on the phone today and I just can't sustain that.

Especially when I have to repeat things to people who don't listen.

I should be used to that.  The quietest voice in the Universe.  Not even dogs can hear it.

Prime example from this morning:-

Someone who is not me: "We need to change this program so that it uses a different server." 

Me : "It's not our program, it's on a drive that we can't read or change." 

Someone who is not me: "How are you going to fix that then?"

Me: "The person responsible for the program has been cc'd in every email about this.  It's his job, not mine.  I can't DO ANYTHING."

Someone who is not me: "So how and when are you going to fix it?"

Me (in my head) "I'll use my magical keyboard with the magical access to the thing I can't read.  Oh and would you like me sort the Russian -Ukraine crisis as well?"

I'm not in the best of moods.  It's likely to remain dark around me.