'You Have Got To Be...

...kidding!!'

...said Titch, as he looked at the tunnel he'd need to crawl through, with seed being dumped on his head as he went. And that was just the first part of the course.

Great' he thought. As he prepared to go in, the looming storm that was approaching would soon get rid of that precious sunlight. The sooner he tried this, and got through to the end, the sooner he truly hoped he and his Mrs could enjoy a luxury spa break in Venice.

with a deep breath. Titch went for it...

...and you'll be delighted to hear, through you probably heard the excited twittering yourselves from miles away, much to his Mrs delight, he won ;-)