Eat yer lunch!

Mummy and Daddy Seagull take juvenile seagull to the beach for a picnic. Junior is shown how to catch a starfish, then drops nearly all of it on the way back to the roost. Granny Seagull says "finish what's on your plate. Think of the starving seagulls in Africa!"

But that's kids for you. Think what Junior will be like when he's grown up, driving a transit van, throwing bits of uneaten starfish in all the hedgerows.

[Subtext: the day spent in a Zoom board meeting then driving to get the messages. Need comic relief.]

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