Cailleach

By Cailleach

Spring(y) lambs....

Colin! Would you stop jumping about like that....you're alarming your aunt Mabel. You know she's been a baaaaaag of nerves ever since some oik shouted MINT SAUCE at her last week....

But Maaaaaaa, I've got to train!

Train for what?

The Olympics!

Don't be silly Colin. Animals don't compete in the Olympics!

Of course they do....cows, sheep, horses. Anyone can enter. It's open to all!

Name me one animal who's ever competed then.

Moo Farah.....Steve Ram....Laura Trotting....Seb Coo....Andy Furry....

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