North Korea

As the rhetoric from North Korea continues to escalate many ordinary UK citizens have begun to take sensible precautions.
The residents of Northfield in Aberdeen, Scotland have clubbed together to buy and erect an early warning facility complete with an anti missile defensive capability.

The technology, which was developed during the cold war, is state of the art and has the backing of the Prime Minister, Mr David Cameron MP, who last week told the embattled citizens of Northfield that "North Korea could attack Britain" and that "he knows Communist dictator Kim Jong-un has access to missiles that can hit the UK."