Straight Down The Middle

This ball will shortly be whapping down the middle of the first fairway, as is my wife's wont. Constantly. 
Firing it off the tee was why I gave up last year (for a bit anyway), as I developed some kind of a mind freeze on the tee. With any kind of club. If you think you're going to duff it, you'll duff it. What an affliction. 
Fore Mrs!