Number 10

As far as I know, no illegal lockdown parties here.

You do have to marvel at the way the Conservative party handles behaviour that should result in the greased piglet being sent to spend more time with his indeterminate number of children:

1. All the rules were followed
2. I’m outraged that some rules may have been broken by other people
3. Well yes, that does look like a photo of me dancing the conga with a beer in my hand, but I’m assured it was a work event
4. We must wait for Sue Gray’s report
5. We must wait for the police investigation
6. Don’t you know there is a war on? The public have moved on.

I can’t believe Angela Rayner was obliged to apologise for calling them scum.