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The bowling season has begun and I shall be playing at least twice a week until September all being well. 
Lawn bowls is something I took up when I retired. I thought about going back to golf which I played as a lad until I became an adult rather than youth member. I just could not afford the membership fees so gave up. Bowls is great fun, competitive, and most of the international standard players are incredibly young. It has a tendency to be viewed as an old person’s game and perhaps this photo affirms that! 
But what is Shelagh saying? 
Mine is: ‘I wouldn’t wear shorts with *those* legs!’