Dear Mum.......

Dear Mum

Having a lovely time in good Olde England but they really don't know how to produce decent linen bandages and mine are all falling apart now. Could you please send some over ASAP as until I'm covered I really can't leave the house......

Also some decent plonk would be good

Ta muchly.

(yes, my mind does tend to drift when I'm walking into town after work)