Dandelion Break

I had a day filled with the horrors of IBM.  Rather than rant on that I found some fun alternatives to IBM - International Business Machines.  We have:

Implicitly Boring Machines
Inadequate But Marketable
I've Been Misled
Intimidated By Microsoft
I Buy Macintosh
Idiots Built Me
Inadequate Business Management
Insidious Black Magic
I'll Be Misinformed
Idiots Became Managers

Not forgetting some German:
ich bekotz mich (I'm sick on myself)
Ich bezahle mehr (I pay more)
Ich bin Masochist (I'm a masochist)
Ich bin Müll (I'm rubbish)

But I think the winner is:- 
It's Better Manually.