Selfie via shiny black button.

So you pick something up and see it's a button and, ah, it shows your reflection and you get your camera and take a snap and later review the picture you took and the image you see shakes you to your very soul.

Of course light and angles and proportions and colours are all put through a mangle when reflected through the medium of the shiny black button so I can take some comfort from the fact that the image presented here must bear only a passing resemblance to me. But what shook me to my soul was that it bore enough of a resemblance to be unmistakably me.

The horror, the horror, the horror.