Pretty Peonies

Could someone send me some pills that help cats chill out?  

I was meowed and howled awake at how-<verybadword>-early o'clock this morning.

They had all been fed, the water was fresh, the litter trays were all clean but my presence as Cat Butler was very much desired.

"A little Yoghurt with your breakfast? - certainly Madame."

"I've poured the wrong water in the water bowls?  Apologies Madame.  I shall remedy that once."

"You wish to get into the garden - not a problem - do you need anything else?"

I type this and Munni appears looking for more of the wrong food...

I hope tonight will be quieter.