The Wind was in the Willow . ..

The water vole, aka Ratty,  was out on the river bank under the Willow Tree, very happy with his lot!
"Beyond the Wild Wood comes the Wide World" said the Rat.  "And that is something that doesn't matter either to you or me.  I've never been there and I'm never going, nor you either if you've got any sense at all".
Well, Toad did not have any sense and went off gallivanting, getting into all sorts of mischief!