My most trusted adviser suggested that it wouldn't be a bad idea to ask Cambridge very politely to either shit or get off the pot, and so very politely, that is what I asked them to do.
Then I travelled to South East London for a funeral. Afterwards, at my former local, I rediscovered Flakey Jake (accordion) whom I hadn't seen since about 1989 when “Big Jim”, a banjo player from Lafayette, Louisiana, was conducting his World Tour of Deptford. A wonderful and varied day.