Little weeeeeeed

We went to see a gorgeous country house in Ingerland today, and were delighted to find a big fancy wedding being conducted in the gardens.

This is Doris, just a few moments before a huge bridesmaid clutching a bunch of gypsophila waddled over to a bush near him, hoiked up her dress, squatted down for a quick piddle, fell over backwards, screeched for help and then nearly set fire to her eyebrows lighting up an enormous joint.

We couldn't decide whether we were more impressed with her complete lack of embarrassment, or the fact that she didn't once let go of the flowers....